Various Blue Plate Special (LP)

Fresh cigarette! Hot coffee! Krystal slinging the hash, and Swamp Rock is all you can hear. Avoid the square and don't push on the diner door, for heaven's sake! Customers have reported that the coffee tastes like cat urine, and some employees have been seen spitting on the plates! On top of that, there's a crazy jukebox that plays crazy cowboy songs. Yeah, and that waitress, oh man, what a terrible style.